Well, actually, internal decor to the contrary, the former crack house my wife and I just bought isn’t in the ghetto. It’s in [...]

On my last doctor visit, the nurse asked me if I’d like a flu shot. “Sure,” I said, and proceeded to ask her [...]

I’m almost starting to feel sorry for our poor, misguided president. The man’s lack of qualifications are finally becoming obvious to even his [...]

In the fun-filled high school days of my youth, I had a friend who wanted to memorize the first 100 digits of pi. [...]

Mr. Media himself, Rupert Murdoch, has called O.J. Simpson’s proposed book and television special “ill-considered.” Yeah, you think? Watching the original trial enough [...]

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling quite a bit of food insecurity at the moment. I’m calorie deficient. I could do [...]

So it looks like it’s really really over now. Madrid’s given up the ghost. Wilson’s got her seat—but only barely. Truth be told, [...]

You just aren’t a true American if you don’t like at least one kind of Little Debbie snack cake. Cultural anthropologists would be [...]

Turkey time is just around the corner, and I can’t wait. What better way to pass the time then with a nice round [...]

What a world we live in. There are billboards all over town warning teens of the dangers of sex. “You choose: Abstinence or [...]