In The Ghetto Well, actually, internal decor to the contrary, the former crack house my wife and I just bought isn’t in the ghetto. It’s in [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More The bathroom as it was when they gave us the keys. Care to freshen up?
Flu Season On my last doctor visit, the nurse asked me if I’d like a flu shot. “Sure,” I said, and proceeded to ask her [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More How do you say “duck” in French?
The Rats Continue To Flee The Good Ship Bush I’m almost starting to feel sorry for our poor, misguided president. The man’s lack of qualifications are finally becoming obvious to even his [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More The Chuck stops here.
Pi And Hot Dogs (I Did Not Misspell That) In the fun-filled high school days of my youth, I had a friend who wanted to memorize the first 100 digits of pi. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More The pi goes “moooooooo.”
Let’s Talk About ... Let’s Talk About ... What a world we live in. There are billboards all over town warning teens of the dangers of sex. “You choose: Abstinence or [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More I’m ... speechless
Lost Luckies Word on the street is Stranger Than Fiction is a really, really good movie. If you don’t think theaters are creepy, you should [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More Wee! Confetti!
If Not Now, When? The GOP is confident this one will go to ’Ol Wilson . There were 125 votes that still needed to be counted as [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More
What’s The Acronym For Kramer Kramer Kramer? Comedian Michael Richards of “Seinfeld” fame had a racist meltdown at the Laugh Factory… with hilarious results! Well, uncomfortable results, anyway. Nick Brown \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More “Hey, Jerry! I need to borrow your swimsuit!”
The Patsy And Heather Show You thought this program was cancelled, didn’t you? Who knows, though? There just might be a second run. The Bernalillo County Board of [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More Whaddya say? Come on--it’d be fun!