The Horses At Midnight The Winners: Herrera, Lyons, Balderas, Richardson, Bingaman, Lewis, White, King Wilson’s on top for the first time tonight with about a 300-vote lead.With 94 percent of precincts reporting, we’ve still got a 50/50 [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 09, 2006 Read More
Sweet Cherry Pie, Oh Yeah! Tired of this week’s election brouhaha, but not tired of things sick and sad? Here’s a tragically hilarious window into the shitty nature [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Nov 09, 2006 Read More
50/50 Breaking news … Wilson and Madrid are tied. Only 16 percent of precincts are reporting, but the absentees must be coming in. No [...] Christie Chisholm \ Nov 09, 2006 Read More
Scandal Pants Guess what?The Iraq war hurt the Republicans. Duh.Guess what else hurt ‘em? Scandal.Keep on staying the course, President Bush. Maybe next election the [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 09, 2006 Read More
The Scary Truth Unfortunately, we have a lot more to worry about today than ghosts and goblins. It’s time to start facing reality. The options aren’t [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More
Speaking Of Interesting Animals… The yeti is perhaps the most fascinating of all animals to walk the earth. Now you can carry on a conversation with a [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More “What the…Holy!”
Candy Time! Halloween is here! Have you stocked up on the sugar snacks to feed the happy trick-or-treaters coming to your door? I haven’t … [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Just looking at it makes me sick.
Just One Kiss A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at [...] Ilene Style \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More
Foot In Mouth Yep, John Kerry sure did botch this one. With only six more days till the election. Nice work, bro. Still, he obviously didn’t [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Doh!
Interesting Animals Part Two: The Revenge The blue-ringed octopus rulz. It has two types of poison glands, one for protection (feel my sting, suckaz!) and one for eating. It [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Not quite better than a yeti
