“It’s Like There’s A Party In My Mouth ... “It’s Like There’s A Party In My Mouth ... … and everyone’s invited.” Man, that cliche is tired . Thankfully, my wife just reminded me of a Dutch expression that’s very similar [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 20, 2006 Read More
Catchin’ The Bird Well, today’s the first day of operations for the new Rail Runner commuter train. I’ve learned from a very good source that they [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 20, 2006 Read More
Lost Luckies Get out of the house, you Internet addict! Welcome Back Le Chat— One of the members of Le Chat Lunatique went on a [...] Amy Dalness \ Jul 20, 2006 Read More Eeeek!
My Foot I recently acquired an unpleasant foot injury called metatarsalgia , a condition marked by inflammation and pain in the ball of the foot. [...] Clarence Ashley \ Jul 20, 2006 Read More
Wtf? I think I’m going to go throw myself into traffic. At least I’m more likely to get run over by a small passenger [...] Amy Dalness \ Jul 20, 2006 Read More High gas prices got you down? Buy me and think of all the money you’ll save. Yeah. And monkeys fly out my butt.
Praise The Lord! It’s dumping cats and dogs Downtown at this very moment! It’s a bad day to skateboard down the arroyos. Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 20, 2006 Read More
Snack Attack No. 8 Parmesan Crusted Fish Bites I love the drive-thru. Like most fat, lazy and self-indulgent Americans, I enjoy eating sugar and fat-laden goodies while in my jammie-jams, while [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Jul 20, 2006 Read More An ocean of fried flavor!
Six Years ... Six Years ... … into George W. Bush’s reign of incompetence, I still find myself asking the question, “How did this brain-dead imbecile come to be [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 20, 2006 Read More
Urban Word Up E-mail updates aren’t my thing. I don’t want to know about the latest fashion trends. I don’t want to receive weekly e-mails with [...] Amy Dalness \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More Don’t cry, fake emo kid.
Snack Attack No. 7 Corn Snack So I heard from a co-worker that La Montanita has a killer treat, simply called “corn snack.” (One thing I’ve always loved about [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More Corn snacks that make you glad to be alive.