Milk This Cow For All It'S Worth Anyone in the market for a 40-pound, life-sized fiberglass cow? “New MexiCow” is just such an animal and oh-so-much more. Created by Chicago [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 21, 2005 Read More
Turd Blossom And The Jurinal Turd Blossom is Dubya's nickname for Karl Rove. After reading an editorial in the Abq Jurinal concerning Karl Rove, I came to the [...] Tim McGivern \ Jul 21, 2005 Read More
Hot Blonde In Red Escort Remember the days when you always looked at the Alibi I Saw Yous in the personals section? I miss those days. It was [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 21, 2005 Read More
Welcome To Reverso World What's the point in wondering whether or not Bush will select a moderate or a conservative to replace Justice Sandra Day O'Connor on [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 14, 2005 Read More
Help Wanted Last year, right around this same time, I suffered an outbreak of hives around my crotch and torso. Freaked the bejesus out of [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 14, 2005 Read More
C'Mon Heather, You Can Do Better Than That ... C'Mon Heather, You Can Do Better Than That ... Today's Journal offered some quick quotes from New Mexico's congressional delegation that smells of the predictable partisan rhetoric that we've all become accustomed [...] Tim McGivern \ Jul 07, 2005 Read More
You'Re Freaking Me Out! Don’t get me wrong. I love Bob Marley as much as the next guy, but every time he tells me not to worry [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 07, 2005 Read More
The Most Sublime Spectacle On Earth At the end of May, the water dragon was vanquished. I'm talking about six days on the Colorado River through the guts of [...] Tim McGivern \ Jul 07, 2005 Read More
Obituary Of The Week This clip comes from the London Daily Telegraph, June 26, 2005. OBITUARY Patrick Pakenham, who has died aged 68, was a talented barrister [...] Alibi \ Jul 07, 2005 Read More
A Picture Of Pride Late-Breaking Pictorials From Your Calendar Girl For those who suspect that the staff at the Alibi must be just a little (ahem) queer—you're absolutely right! And we've got the [...] Laura Marrich \ Jun 30, 2005 Read More