Alibi Sex Survey Graphgasmic Data Orgy #1 That’s Right, I Said Graphgasmic Well, I coulda called it. In fact, I did call it: The hate mail has already started to pour in from pissed-off statisticians [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Feb 07, 2013 Read More Correctamundo
Alibi Sex Survey Graphgasmic Data Orgy #2 In Which We Finally Share The Sexual Frequency Of Burqueños In Greater Detail Welcome back to the unscientific sharing of self-reported sexual proclivities of Albuquerque residents. This stuff is straight out of the SurveyMonkey data banks [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Feb 07, 2013 Read More
"I Saw You" Pushing Your Cart Up And Down The Aisles, One Wobbly Wheel In Front, Your Handbag In The Place For Kids To Ride Who Saw? Who Was Seen? Was It You? Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.Stop, drop and roll was never better advice when one’s heart is aflame. Its [...] Alibi \ Feb 07, 2013 Read More
Alibi Sex Survey Graphgasmic Data Orgy #3 In Which We Speak Of Talking Dirty In Person And On The Phone This installment tells us many things: Those who are satisfied are the largest voting bloc, but those who aren’t outnumber them. Sharing sex [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Feb 07, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In Gertrude Zachary, Suicide Bomber And The “Souper Bowl” A suicide bomber detonated in front of the U.S. Embassy in Turkey this morning.New Mexico election consultants found guilty of conspiring to steal [...] B.L. Brennan \ Feb 07, 2013 Read More
Still Bonin’ In The Boneyard Formed in ’79 while they were in High School, Fishbone were signed by a record label the same year they graduated. For over [...] Wrathchild \ Feb 07, 2013 Read More
Sonic Reductions Of Sharon Needles, The Joy Formidable And Ancient Vvisdom Music writer M. Brianna Stallings and former Alibi editor Michael Henningsen listened to new releases from Sharon Needles, The Joy Formidable and Ancient [...] Samantha Anne Carrillo \ Feb 07, 2013 Read More
Oh Won’t You Be My (Winner Of The) Valentine (Card Contest)? Get Your Submissions In For Our 10Th Annual Creative Round Up A childhood spent gluing 30 heart-shaped suckers to the backs of 30 Scooby Doo fill-in-the-blank Valentines year after year has left me itching [...] Emily Aragon \ Jan 31, 2013 Read More
"I Saw You" With Your Secret Zombie Eyes Who Saw? Who Was Seen? Was It You? Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.Keri, the clouds parted and the Kingdom of Heaven was opened when I looked [...] Alibi \ Jan 31, 2013 Read More
Hermano A Hermano Super Bowl Xlvii Set As The Harbaugh Brothers Meet On Sunday, the San Francisco 49ers beat the Atlanta Falcons and head coach Jim Harbaugh booked his trip to New Orleans for Super [...] Michael Sanchez \ Jan 31, 2013 Read More
