Fourth Street and Central will be shut the hell down Saturday, July 9, for the first annual Margarita and Food Truck Festival. Fourteen different tequila and wine brands will post up for sampling, and food trucks will be on hand to deal with any emergencies of the flesh. Just ... promise me you won't do anything that would shame your loved ones.
ABC News recently interviewed chemistry teacher Roger Bennatti, who began the great Twinkie experiment in 1976, while teaching his students about additives and shelf life. They bought a Twinkie, said, “I wonder how long it will take for this thing to go rot,” and now—40 years later—we're still waiting.