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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Chama River Brewing Co. is throwing a Halloween beer dinner and costume party, promising five Halloween-y courses alongside house and specialty beers. Drop those plans, and get reservations quick. It goes down this Thursday, Oct. 27, at 6:30pm. Tickets are $60. For reservations, call 342-1800.
Earlier this month, McDonald’s announced that we wouldn’t be seeing their mascot, Ronald McDonald until America changes it’s opinion of clowns. Spokeswoman Terri Hickey, in a statement to NBC News, said the company is, “being thoughtful in respect to Ronald McDonald’s participation in community events for the time being.” I am seriously starting to think someone is doping my Froot Loops. This can’t be real.
Screw this news crap. It’s almost Halloween. I just want to swallow sugary junk by the wheelbarrow-ful and toilet paper my editor’s house (I’m coming for you, Chavez). [Editor’s note: Challenge accepted. Just you and me, mano a mano. No whining come Tuesday.] No one really wants to know what’s actually happening right now. We want goodies. So, a homework assignment: Here are 13 easy-to-make spooky Halloween treats. I want them on my desk no later than 10am Monday morning. Dismissed!