Femme-O-Lition Derby—The tagline on the e-mail I got goes something like this: “Love Femmes? Come to this show! Are you Femme? Come to this show! Don't know what femmes are? You need to come to this show!” If you really don't know, femmes are also commonly called lipstick lesbians, and the show in question is a queer femme cabaret to be held in Santa Fe—on the very same night as Fall Crawl, no less. Get the hell out of dodge and experience music, burlesque, fire, aerial acrobatics and lots of hot gay ladies. It's happening this Saturday, 8 p.m., at Wise Fool Studio in Santa Fe (2778 Agua Fria, in the Agua Fria Business Park, two blocks north of Siler across from Club Alegria). Tickets are $8 to $10 at septembersmith.com.