The Star Spangles are just as derivative as the Strokes, the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs and the White Stripes, but they cleverly cop the pop sensibilities of '70s should-have-beens like Cheap Trick and Hoodoo Gurus, and legendarily whiskey soaked college rock icons the Replacements and paste them sloppily into Ramones-like tri-chord anthems. There are, of course, hints of the Stooges and Flamin' Groovies as well, but the Star Spangles play their slacker/loser roles more convincingly than many of their peers, and their songs are between three and seven times better than anything on the new Strokes record.