Exculpating evidence suggests no criminal charges will be filed in the Bruce Jenner traffic fatality. Kanye tried to interrupt Beck’s Grammy Award accpetance [...]

The Patriots won the Super Bowl.The Super Bowl commercials were bland this year. Bruce Jenner is transitioning into life as a woman.A new [...]

If you hear voices in your head you should talk back to them.A “Death Test” at hospitals would give elderly patients a choice.Three [...]

Today is Blue Monday, the saddest day of the year.It’s also MLK Day.It’s also the last day of business for Blackbird Buvette.The Seahawks [...]

There was a gigantic fire in downtown Los Angeles.“I hate mummies!”Experts say a trend toward special orders threatens the delicate balance of speed [...]

The FBI says soldiers should get off social media. Darren Wilson resigned from the Ferguson PD. Slavery thrives in Great Britain and they’re [...]

Marion Barry died.An ex-NBC employee claims he stood guard at Cosby’s dressing room door.Kohler unveils an odor-eliminating toilet seat.A giant isopod stopped eating [...]

Researchers have identified a virus that makes people stupid. Er. Snow in Minneapolis is already screwing up the morning commute and canceling flights.Most [...]

Space tourism may not happpen. Brittany Maynard decided to die.The World Trade Center is open for business.You can buy a Microsoft Band right [...]

Police captured a serial killer in Indiana. Peyton Manning broke the touchdown record.People born in the summer are prone to mood swings.A mouse-grown [...]