The Daily Word In Driving, Shooting, Falling And Dying. Tony Stewart ran over Kevin Ward, killing him during NASCAR training.A police shooting sparks violence and looting in MO.A rocket attack assist resulted [...] Carl Petersen \ Aug 14, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Taco Bell, Ebola And Necrophilia. Michael Brown was shot at least six times—twice in the head. Necrophilia in Ohio.What’s on Taco Bell’s new $1 Cravings Menu?An Icelandic volcano [...] Carl Petersen \ Aug 14, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Obama, Ebola, Gaza, Apd, Emf And Ants. Marion Barry caused a wrong-way car smash.Israel declared a temporary cease-fire in Gaza. Ebola is spread through direct contact with bodily fluids. Ants [...] Carl Petersen \ Aug 07, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Wwi, Wacky Weather And Other Worries. Happy 100th birthday, World War I.Massive, explosive decompression brought down MH17.A tornado hit near Boston.A lightning storm hit Venice Beach.I wonder if Palin [...] Carl Petersen \ Jul 31, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Putin, Panties And Pickpockets. James Garner died. I guess we knew that was coming. Putin warns the West. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Hundreds of panties were stolen. Next, I’m [...] Carl Petersen \ Jul 24, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Celebrity Deaths, Germanic Sport Victories And Amazing Saucepans. Germany won the World Cup.Rest in peace, Tommy Ramone.Rest in peace, Charlie Haden.Rest in peace, David Legeno. Bowe Bergdahl returns to duty.An inflatable [...] Carl Petersen \ Jul 10, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Name Tags, Necrophilia And North Korea. North Korea fired two missiles at Seth Rogan and James Franco.Rest in peace, Bobby Womack.They got Tyler’s name tag wrong at Taco John’s. [...] Carl Petersen \ Jul 03, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Vodka, Vaginas And X-Rays. Soccer fever may lead to other illnesses.A German vagina sculpture trapped an ugly American.The new X-ray gun can see what you’re hiding.Introducing the [...] Carl Petersen \ Jun 19, 2014 Read More
In Memoriam: Hennyfest Celebrates All-Too-Brief Life Of Local Legend When Michael Henningsen sat down with three or four chicken fried steaks piled like pancakes and doused with brown gravy, he salted them [...] Carl Petersen \ Jun 19, 2014 Read More Michael Henningsen circa Bad Touch Uncle (Fran Hopper)
The Daily Word In Iraq, Jetblue And Casey Kasem. Trouble continues in Iraq. JetBlue made a toddler pee in her seat.Rest in peace, Casey Kasem.A bionic pancreas may offer hope to those [...] Carl Petersen \ Jun 19, 2014 Read More
