The Daily Word In Funny Drug News And Other Things. Did Flight MH370 disintigrate in midair?A smoldering body was found in San Diego.A Decatur woman with Alzheimer’s was living with her husband’s dead [...] Carl Petersen \ Mar 13, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Bitcoins, Bugs And Brain Tumors. Russia is becoming a real problem.Who won at the 2014 Academy Awards? Did Devin O’Leary guess right? Sleep and longevity are closely linked.A [...] Carl Petersen \ Mar 06, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Ukraine, Uganda And, You Guessed It, Eugenics. Our army is shrinking.Fox plans to make a movie about Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea.Will the FDA approve eugenics? Khaaan! Ukraine’s fugitive [...] Carl Petersen \ Feb 20, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Snake Salvation, Sid Ceasar And The Craigslist Killer Craigslist Killer Miranda Barbour confesses to more than 22 murders.We may be facing a Clown Crisis.Reportedly, Kim Jong Un drowns babies.“Snake Salvation” reality [...] Carl Petersen \ Feb 20, 2014 Read More
Weekly Alibi’s Eleventh Annual Valentine’s Day Card Contest This Valentine’s Day some sophisticated ladies and men will meet at a local nightclub for cocktails, then go to a hotel room and [...] Carl Petersen \ Feb 13, 2014 Read More
Only The Lonely: Pro-Tips For Thriving In Solitude Pro-Tips For Thriving In Solitude One is the loneliest number, or at least the loneliest rational number. You’re not a number though; you’re a human being with real [...] Carl Petersen \ Feb 13, 2014 Read More (Compfight cc via ezhikoff)
The Daily Word In Woody Allen, Walking Dead And Dumb Starbucks A suicide bombing instructor blew up his class. Cockfighting is big in New York. Dumb Starbucks serves free coffee.Vancouver has crack pipe vending [...] Carl Petersen \ Feb 13, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In The Super Bowl, Groundhog Day And Philip Seymour Hoffman The Seahawks won the Super Bowl. Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter.Rest in peace, Philip Seymour Hoffman.Dylan Farrow accuses Woody Allen [...] Carl Petersen \ Feb 06, 2014 Read More
Odds & Ends Odds & Ends William Fredrick Buchman, an elementary school teacher, was arrested on charges of animal cruelty when police discovered roughly 400 snakes inside his home. [...] Carl Petersen \ Feb 06, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Star Wars, Richard Sherman And Combat Gum Who won at the 2014 Grammy Awards? Get the flu for $3,000.Finally. Combat Gum.China’s Jade Rabbit crapped out.Should major cities ban cars? Richard [...] Carl Petersen \ Jan 30, 2014 Read More
