Go To This Artiquerque Crafters Craft Carnival From the event title ( Artiquerque Crafters Craft Carnival), three things are guaranteed: artsyness, craftiness and carnies. Only two of those, however, have [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Mar 11, 2010 Read More
Today In People Who Are Kind Of Famous Just Because Conan O’Brien, who used to make fun of Twitter on his seven-month “Tonight Show” stint, recently joined the online pointlessness to much fanfare. [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Mar 11, 2010 Read More Coco Loco
Draft Grandma! If you’ve ridden the red-hot highway that is the Internet (vroom) in the past few weeks, you’ve seen the army amassing its troops. [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 25, 2010 Read More “What do you mean you’re out of butterscotch candies? That’s bullshit!”
Go! Stuff! I wish there were more opportunities for me, at 34 years old, to be a cheerleader. I know lots of classics, such as [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 25, 2010 Read More A moderately funky chicken
Pairs Figure Skating: Uncomfortable To Watch Last night, I heated up some leftovers, poured a glass of white wine and watched Olympic Pair Figure Skating, thus making me fulfill [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More The pairs toss, where the man lifts the woman up by her posterior and throws her, had not been invented yet, as women’s butts did not exist until the passage of the 19th amendment in 1920.
Hey, Hurry Up And Have A Baby, Vol. 32 Today’s evidence of the universe pressuring this almost-34-year-old lady to have babies: they will have autism if I don’t. A study from a [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 11, 2010 Read More Me. Soon.
Who Dat Huh? Commoners of America: What does “Who Dat?” mean? Who asks it? Is it a genuine question being asked of me, or is its [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 11, 2010 Read More Is it an acronym? Devil as Texan?
What’s The Best Beer Ever Made That I Can Afford? Sorting through my bags of fan mail, one thing’s become clear: You’re all very invested in how my move to the Heights is [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 04, 2010 Read More Come to Mommy
Random Celebrities I’ve Had Inexplicable Crushes On I am not proud of it, nor can I explain it, but sometimes I develop an “interest” in a celebrity that no one [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 04, 2010 Read More Meow. L’chaim!
The Best News Story About Val Kilmer Ever Kilmer Explains To Nm Congressman About The Sheer Kickassness That Is 50 Cent You probably know by now from our amazing live coverage, but the New Mexico legislature is in session. That can only mean one [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 04, 2010 Read More