Hurricane Sandy is deadly. Watch Sandy blow down trees. “Oh, my gosh.”A brief overview of cars Obama has owned. Smart people drink more.There [...]

Watch last night’s presidential debate sober.James Blunt is quitting music!Clark Kent is quitting the Daily Planet!There was a giant rectangular UFO in Texas.Billy [...]

Apples fight cancer.A man was cooked to death in a tuna factory.The world’s greatest dad in pictures.A home invasion prank turned tragic.There’s been [...]

Lance Armstrong paid a motorcycle courier. Eric Clapton sold a Richter painting for $34 million.Meanwhile, other valuable paintings were stolen. Hillary takes one [...]

There are 350 million depressed people.North Korea says its missiles can hit the US mainland.A 132 year old woman died.Fart teasing led to [...]

Hogs ate a man.Obama has 99 problems.Internet addiction is a mental illness.Hong Kong ferries collide.Let’s watch some Target training videos.Joss Whedon is making [...]

130 Mexican prisoners are on the loose.Face slasher takes the Metro.It’s a great time to run a newspaper. Not really.A balding man with [...]

Here’s a man made 300 obscene phone calls. Castration makes men live longer.Hey, a car flipped over.How to read body language, they claim.The [...]

It’s September 11.Wrestler Jerry Lawler collapses.Attack of the Bun Stabber. Scientology is mad at Vanity Fair.Night of the Monkey Smuggler.Iran unveils the Meshkat [...]