What’s The Best Beer Ever Made That I Can Afford? Sorting through my bags of fan mail, one thing’s become clear: You’re all very invested in how my move to the Heights is [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 04, 2010 Read More Come to Mommy
Baby Howler Monkey At The Zoo Today is Cute Baby Animal Monday. (Don’t miss Disfigured Old Things With Open Sores Tuesday.) Fifi, a 14-year-old howler monkey with an unfortunate [...] Marisa Demarco \ Feb 04, 2010 Read More
Is Humanoid Face The New Status Symbol? Ew, gross! Look at Heidi Montag’s face! I’m beginning to think more and more that people hire doctors to slice them up just [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 28, 2010 Read More Finally Heidi can win the affection of G.I. Joe.
Today: Get A Job Is the economy improving, or isn’t it? Numbers and predictions are being thrown around like aimless pebbles, and millions of Americans are still [...] Adam Fox \ Jan 28, 2010 Read More
The Kids Are F*@#Ed Ah, NPR. There’s nothing like the power of radio to lift your spirits and bum you the hell out. Weirdly, these stories do [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Jan 28, 2010 Read More The brain power of these teens is approximately that of one-and-a-half Canadian adults.
After-Math: How Much Are North Americans Giving To Haiti? Just how generous are we First World next-door neighbors when it comes to Haiti earthquake relief?It’s being reported that the star-studded Hope for [...] Laura Marrich \ Jan 28, 2010 Read More
The Daily Word 1.26.10: Obama, Aliens, Kerrigan Obama proposes a “spending freeze”on out-of-control government spending.The Governator suggests sending California inmates to Mexican jails to ease prison overcrowding. The search for [...] Adam Fox \ Jan 28, 2010 Read More
Messages From Beyond Sometimes people see rabbits in the clouds, or discover Jesus Christ in a tortilla. Last night I found the Alibi a in a [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 28, 2010 Read More Is this onion ring trying to tell me something?
Issue: Sandwiches Question 1: How much should sandwiches cost?Relish just recently closed its Downtown location (though its Menaul one is in fine shape). Opinion? Wonderfully [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Jan 28, 2010 Read More This is a Vietnamese tofu sandwich. I had one once. It was $6 and very good.
Did You Like Avatar? Did You Think It Was Racist? I went mostly because my mom’s never seen a 3D movie. (That blew my mind, but it’s probably not so uncommon.)I didn’t even [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 28, 2010 Read More
