I Am Poisoned! The lesson: For goodness’ sake, just send it back. I spent three hours last night watching my insides become outsides. I thought maybe [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More Me and the Alibi’s spooky staircase.
The Daily Word 08.10.09 There was a prison riot in California.Is it so wrong for a man to want his diaper changed?The newly-discovered flying frog can glide [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #111: Kevin Costner’s Cult Rapes A Man Wtih A Carrot! I observe a cult as they solve a problem. An unruly member insists on dancing naked in front of them, upsetting the older [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
The Gop And Whitey Karl Rove tried to get Republicans to adopt an immigration stance that might attract more Hispanics. The GOP rank-and-file told him to shove [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 08.04.09: I-25, Lady Gaga, Bob Barker Filling in the food gaps.No more engine revving.city council gives the I-25 fix some extra cash.There’s not enough mortgage aid to go around.Clinton [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
A Needle Between The Eyes I did it. My mom paid for Botox for my birthday. I have a serious frown canyon between my eyes. It makes me [...] Clemence Schaumberg \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More Worlds Smallest Ice Pack
Webgame Wednesday:tweet Force Like Mitochondrial Eve, that plucky little plumber Mario has spawned a near-incalculable number of offspring. Tweet Force bows mightily to the platforming progenitor [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
Napkin Art #17: “Nice Burn” By Inga Anhalt I’m disappointed I missed Inga when she dropped this masterpiece off at the front desk. It’s amazing! She probably spent ages on it; [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
College: A Scam? It’s that time of year. Halfway-educated writers compile Back to School guides for people and wallets funneling into the hallowed halls of learning. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
Napkin Art #16: Bruce Mccollum Strikes Again Our old pal Bruce McCollum is back. He sent me this napkin back in June and I promptly misplaced it. Luckily, my finding [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More Jake Pleski’s Forehead Wax
