Girl Scouts Gone Wild And By ‘Wild,’ I Mean ‘Use The Internet’ In an effort to respond to sagging participation numbers, the Girl Scouts are modernizing. Out with badges, in with teleconferences and things having [...] Erin McCullough \ Mar 05, 2009 Read More The badge on the top right is for performing old-timey witch curses, or acting in Macbeth. Or human sacrifice stew-making. My memory on this is unclear.
Street Theatre Brigade Albuquerque’s very own Street Theatre Brigade is hosting an open meeting for folks interested in joining in on their shenanigans. From my experience [...] Simon McCormack \ Mar 05, 2009 Read More The Clown Rally in November. (Erin Adair-Hodges)
Do, Date Or Dump Monday Last week, it was dudes in charge of spaceships. This week: Local(ish) Politicians 1. Mayor Martin Chavez2. Gov. Bill Richardson3. Rep. Martin HeinrichWho [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 05, 2009 Read More Snappy tie. Comes across stern in press conferences. Often angers other public officials.
What's In Your Purse? What's In Your Purse? Often times while sitting around my friends’ apartments waiting for them to get their asses dressed, I find myself digging through their purses. [...] Grey Johnson \ Mar 05, 2009 Read More In this woman’s purse: the bible, lead-based make-up, gum drops, a love note she retrieved from a tree
Lil Wayne's Top Ten Lil Wayne's Top Ten He has trouble getting out the one about the Jonas Brothers. Simon McCormack \ Mar 05, 2009 Read More
Massive-Lunged Woman Blows Up Hot Water Bottle • Blowing up hot water bottles with your lungs is dangerous.• If the air rushes back into your lungs, it could really hurt [...] Christie Chisholm \ Mar 05, 2009 Read More
Hot Polling Action #47 What Is Responsible For The Bodies On The West Mesa? Thirteen skeletons have been discovered on Albuquerque’s West Mesa to date. We’ve made national news (I saw the story on CNN). “Serial killer” [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Mar 05, 2009 Read More A diagram of the supposed configuration of a serial killer brain.
The Holy Hot Wing An Alibi Religious Sighting Exclusive! Jesus appeared in a hot wing during Mardi Gras dinner service at Blackbird Buvette restaurant and bar, located right here in downtown Albuquerque. [...] Laura Marrich Religion Editor \ Mar 05, 2009 Read More
Lil Wayne Is Coming! Lil Wayne (aka Lil Weezy, Young Money, Young mula, Birdman Jr. etc.) is brinigng his Grammy nominated ass to Journal Pavilion Wednesday, April [...] Simon McCormack \ Mar 05, 2009 Read More
Ode To The Computer Spider Hie thee and anon thou Spyder fairwho doth the dew consume wherewith not hitherthee to wake and yon to wander ere roam.Aye, Spyder? [...] Nick Brown \ Feb 26, 2009 Read More Eric Johnson showed me this site.