The Spread Of Wal-Mart Watch America’s superstore appear like boils across the ass of this great land.The year I was born, there weren’t yet any in New [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More (From thestockmasters.com)
Muppets Still Rule Such a good read. Highlights: – Oscar (the best of all muppets) is called Akhtar in Pakistan and lives in an oil barrel.– [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Blue Blocker Rap I hate rap. Unless it’s rap about Blue Blocker Sunglasses. Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Dtv: The “D” Is For Dong I spent most of last week watching endless reruns of “House” on TV. Seriously, my couch has a nice set of ass prints [...] Maren Tarro \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More Watch the promo for this set (featuring the “Fireman’s Pump”) [url]http://store.nexternal.com/shared/StoreFront/default.asp?CS=shope2&StoreType=BtoC&Count1=863125026&Count2=780265450&CategoryID=154&Target=products.asp[/url][xurl].
Twenty Things That Build A Child’s Character 1) Snuggie (aka Tight Panty, Melvin, Wedgie). Victim’s underpants are forcefully pulled up his butt crack. Some scholars maintain that the Melvin entails [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Local Blogosphere Roundup 01.04.09 A Wireless Message A new zine was unleashed! It is called Lodo Voce.Johnny Mango gushed over the Leo Depew Collection (of amazingly cool ’20s-era radios) at [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Alibi Question Of The Week What’s the weirdest thing that ever happened to you? Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Rip Wordsmiths A partial list, in no particular order, of writers who passed in 2008. Well, kind of an order. Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn – Dissident [...] Erin Adair-Hodges \ Jan 01, 2009 Read More All Russian authors look like this
Go Franken, Go! Democrat Al Franken is 50 votes ahead in the unofficial Minnesota Senate election recount. There are still more than a thousand absentee ballots [...] Simon McCormack \ Jan 01, 2009 Read More
