A Nonvoter Who Voted Many elections have come and gone since I turned 18, and I have not voted once. However, I’m sure all of you advocates [...] Myrtle Fug \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More
Obama Plane It was a little windy for that Obama plane (the one that’s been covering the city for the last week dragging an Obama [...] Steven Nery \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More
The Breakdown The Democrats are sweeping the state races. Here are the winners and their respective percentage points as they stand now, according to unofficial [...] Christie Chisholm \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More (Marisa Demarco)
Fun Facts About Three Presidents Of The 19Th Century James Buchanan never married, and roomed with a man. Abraham Lincoln roomed with a man too. And, here’s an inflammatory piece on Martin [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More I like your shirt, Buchanan.
Last-Minute Door Knocking So I lock the gate to my girlfriend’s place and turn around to find a Joel Villarreal quickly affixing little flyers to doorknobs [...] Steven Nery \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More Joel Villarreal feeling jazzed about the big day
Honk If You're Horny (Or In Favor Of Obama) Honk If You're Horny (Or In Favor Of Obama) A sea of honks blanketed the soundscape outside the Obama headquarters in Nob Hill. The horns were meant to show solidarity with the [...] Simon McCormack \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More (Simon McCormack)
The Alibi’s High-Tech Election Center Just kidding. We have another TV, too. Marisa Demarco \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More (Marisa Demarco)
Yan Can Cook Mr. Yan, I cannot tell you how thrilled I was to be selected seemingly at random for this excellent opportunity: Re: EmailI have [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More This is not Mr. Terry Collings.
Ten Things I Hate About My Dog 1) She speaks nae in any language spake of man.2) Smells like corn chips.3) Quivering.4) Quadrapedal.5) Stares at me.6) Overly dramatic yawning.7) Exaggerated [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More “I am here, my liege.”
Lee Majors’ Bionic Ear “Colonel Steve Austin: A man barely alive.” That about sums up our buddy as he peddles a $15 Ear Thing. He seemed so [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
