The Daily Word 10.27.08 Child’s body may be actress Jennifer Hudson’s nephew.Tony Hillerman died. Rest in peace scary little Leaphorn guy.The stock market has improved.Taliban shoots down [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
Scary Halloween Decorations This year, I’m decorating my porch with this simple yet terrifying prop: it’s just a wad of toilet paper with some peanut butter [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More The Viper is coming!
Yan Can Cook Mr. Yan, I cannot tell you how thrilled I was to be selected seemingly at random for this excellent opportunity: Re: EmailI have [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More This is not Mr. Terry Collings.
Ten Things I Hate About My Dog 1) She speaks nae in any language spake of man.2) Smells like corn chips.3) Quivering.4) Quadrapedal.5) Stares at me.6) Overly dramatic yawning.7) Exaggerated [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More “I am here, my liege.”
Lee Majors’ Bionic Ear “Colonel Steve Austin: A man barely alive.” That about sums up our buddy as he peddles a $15 Ear Thing. He seemed so [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
Flashquiz: Drunk On Power Is the run-up to the election inspiring you to run off to the liquor store? Take the White House Wine Quiz first–heck, you [...] Laura Marrich \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More First Daughter Jenna Bush does us proud at a fraternity party. ... Something tells me she's more into Malibu than Malbec.
The Daily Word 10.28.08 Dewey defeats Truman-type headline. Skunks stink up Albuquerque.Get a full artificial heart transplant.Seven greatest scientific hoaxes. DMCA, 10 year anniversary today…read about how [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
Hot Polling Action #29 Who Are You Voting For? The election is only one week away! Please tell us who you select to be the leader of our country. Login to vote [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More Election, election, e-lec-shun!
Going-Out-Of-Business “Sales” Might Try To Rip You Off That’s what state Attorney General Gary King said today in his news release. Mervyn’s and Linens ‘n Things (what “things”?) are holding GOB [...] Marisa Demarco \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 11.10.08 Monks fight in holy brawl.Frightening balloons kill hens.Build the Enterprise out of office supplies.Circuit City files Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. (That’s the soft ‘reorganization’ [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
