Honk If You're Horny (Or In Favor Of Obama) Honk If You're Horny (Or In Favor Of Obama) A sea of honks blanketed the soundscape outside the Obama headquarters in Nob Hill. The horns were meant to show solidarity with the [...] Simon McCormack \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More (Simon McCormack)
The Alibi’s High-Tech Election Center Just kidding. We have another TV, too. Marisa Demarco \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More (Marisa Demarco)
Short Lines At The Polls I keep hearing about long lines at the early voting locations, and I’m here to tell you that’s not necessarily the case. We [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More
Know Your Voting Rights The American Civil Liberties Union is hooking the nation up on a state-by-state basis. It’s handy info today.Points of interest:If you were convicted [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More Also, you always have the right to spell words with human bodies in a grass field as long as the bodies are alive and not drugged.
Live! From Las Cruces Editor’s Note: You may have to turn up the volume on your computer a bit. We’re still working out some of the technical [...] Maren Tarro \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More
Election Party Playlist Having an election party? Remember to properly lubricate your crew with some campaign-themed party jams. Here’s a playlist to get you started. "Shady [...] Lash Bower \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More
Best Speech Given In American History I mean, right?I stood shoulder to shoulder with Democrats at the Albuquerque Convention Center. An old bearded vet shouted in my right ear [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More In front of the Convention Center, this guy sold glow sticks, while revelers whistled and cheered, “Si se puede!” (Marisa Demarco)
Ten Things I Hate About My Dog 1) She speaks nae in any language spake of man.2) Smells like corn chips.3) Quivering.4) Quadrapedal.5) Stares at me.6) Overly dramatic yawning.7) Exaggerated [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More “I am here, my liege.”
Lee Majors’ Bionic Ear “Colonel Steve Austin: A man barely alive.” That about sums up our buddy as he peddles a $15 Ear Thing. He seemed so [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
Flashquiz: Drunk On Power Is the run-up to the election inspiring you to run off to the liquor store? Take the White House Wine Quiz first–heck, you [...] Laura Marrich \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More First Daughter Jenna Bush does us proud at a fraternity party. ... Something tells me she's more into Malibu than Malbec.
