Bailout Passed And Signed The $700 billion Wall Street bailout finally got through Congress and was quickly signed by President Bush. I was unable to find anything [...] Simon McCormack \ Oct 09, 2008 Read More
The Great Schlep What happens when potty-mouthed comedian Sarah Silverman teams up with the Jewish Council for Education and Research during an election year? This: “The [...] Laura Marrich \ Oct 09, 2008 Read More
Register To Vote! I don’t take exclamation points lightly. But I’m serious. If you want to vote, make sure you’re registered by Tuesday, Oct. 7! That’s [...] Marisa Demarco \ Oct 09, 2008 Read More
Attack Of The Precocious Children I have come to accept that, nowadays, all children in Hollywood films are precocious. No youth will ever seem misguided or foolish, only [...] Simon McCormack \ Oct 09, 2008 Read More “Can I get the keys to the rig pops?”
The 10 Stupidest Comic Book Resurrections Fictional characters have been coming back to life since as far back as Jesus and Sherlock Holmes. It’s much more cost-efficient than bringing [...] Levi Eleven \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More Supergirl, honorable mention.
Palin V. Biden: There’s A Fracas Among Us I’ve heard it said that as long as Palin doesn’t show up and puke green slime all over the moderator or begin speaking [...] Marisa Demarco \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More Did you know the sound used on TV when a bald eagle is shown is actually the screech of a red-tailed hawk? Your entire concept of what your national bird sounds like is a lie . Just ask the concerned folks at oodlesonbaldeagles.com.
The Daily Word 10.13.08 Read about the suicide of Choi Jin Sil.Dow is up 400 points!The world’s tallest building: I think I’d get off that business. Anytime [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
Lost Luckies Alibi Picks B-List Tonight, tune in here for our live-blogging commentary on the presidential debates. Should be a humdinger. The rest of your weekend is up [...] Amy Dalness \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
Live Blog: Presidential Debate! John McCain showed up, the cameras are ready and the nation is waiting to tune into what I’m guessing will be one of [...] Christie Chisholm \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
Wal-Mart Zombies They entered the Wal-Mart slowly, dark circles under their eyes, mouths slightly open, lurching and stumbling through the aisles. The Wal-Mart shoppers drew their [...] Lola Payasa \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More “Mmrrrr...give us braaaains...and Vitamin Water...”
