This Week In Sports This Kid is Too Good Nine year old Jericho Scott pitches too well to be allowed in the Youth Baseball League of New [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 28, 2008 Read More Scott is kooking with gas
It's Britney, Bitch It's Britney, Bitch It may get removed from YouTube immediately, but, while you can still hear it, this is what Britney Spears really sounds like underneath [...] Squawkjockey \ Aug 28, 2008 Read More
Two Days In Albuquerque It Was One Hell Of A Hangover So what happens when a bunch of Brits heads into Albuquerque (a town that is near impossible to spell, by the way) for [...] Alex Goy \ Aug 28, 2008 Read More Alex bares his ass during an evening of total debauchery.
Lif Swims Deep In The Political Sea Hip-hop’s never been shy about talking politics. Bostonian mega mouth Mr. Lif dives even further into the blue with a hyper time-sensitive distribution [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 28, 2008 Read More
Piss Water Here’s an article in The New York Times about a wastewater treatment plant in Southern California that super-filters sewage from your toilet until [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 28, 2008 Read More
The Vaselines Tuesday Many people mistakenly think that Tuesdays are just good for tacos, but ah-ha, not so. They’re also good for watching Vaselines videos on [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 28, 2008 Read More
Hot Polling Action #20 Do You Consider Yourself An Environmentalist? This week’s feature is about a man trying to build a more sustainable battery. This got me thinking about how people actually perceive [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 28, 2008 Read More “Valle Caldera” by John Salazar, our 2006 Photo Contest second place winner.
Mood To Ku With the winners of our haiku contest to be announced in next week’s issue, it’s time to get in the mood for some [...] Amy Dalness \ Aug 28, 2008 Read More
Invisibility Cloaks! It’s the wave of the goddamned scary, scary, awesome future.(Thanks to Mister Rogers for the hot news tip.) Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 21, 2008 Read More Fiction becomes reality.
The Daily Word 8.22.08 A Monkey In A Train Station.Coquille Indians To Recognize Same Sex Marriages.NASA Destroys Rocket.A Standing Corpse Attends His Own Wake. Elf Ears Are [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 21, 2008 Read More