Free Dresden Dolls/Smoosh Tickets! We’ve got two free pairs of tickets to give away for this Saturday’s Dresden Dolls concert at the Sunshine Theater. The show’s exceptional [...] Laura Marrich \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Lost Luckies Alibi Picks B-List It’s Memorial Day weekend … what are you grilling? This weekend only, the Fusion Theatre Company presents Being David Mamet , an evening [...] Amy Dalness \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Bomb Scare Downtown Downtown streets and alleys are roped off and police are everywhere as investigations surrounding this morning’s bomb scare continue. Johnny (of Relish) told [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Wal-Mart Schmal-Mart For All Of Your Pelvic Region’s Needs I dropped by ye olde Wal-Mart today. Like many, I hate that place but was coerced into shopping there because of the incredible [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ May 29, 2008 Read More Why not take a poo? At Wal-Mart.
He’s Dead, Jim Tadpoles Did you know that you can order live tadpoles online and have them delivered right to your door? The problem is, sometimes through [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More The Dead Tadpoles Arrived in a White Bucket
The New Yorker Gets Shit Faced Here’s a nonjudgmental piece in the New Yorker about drinking and its ugly cousin: the hangover. Got any hangover cures you’d like to [...] Simon McCormack \ May 29, 2008 Read More A bloody mary in the morning can perk you right up
The Daily Word 6.2.08 Image of Don Schrader Appears on Florida Man’s Tree.Has an Alaskan Boy been caputured by the Ircenraat (the “Little People” of the Tundra)?Kennedy [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
I Am Mr. Daniel Howard The Whole Story Falls Apart And He Basically Just Asks If He Can Steal Your Identity. Never Mind That Other Shit. I am Mr. Daniel Howard, an Accountant with Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, I am the personal Account Manager to Mr. Terry Collings. (BULLSHIT) [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More John Cleese as Mr. Daniel Howard
The Daily Word 5.26.08 Have the Japanese re-discovered cold fusion?Fourth Human Foot Found In Vancouver.Six Ways Animals Are Like People.New Mars Pictures Look Like My Neighbor’s Yard.Harry [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Ufo Over Albuquerque Exclusive Photo Of An Alien Dot Hovering In The Sky Saturday Night Yes, it’s a dot. It was much more impressive in person.I have other photos, but they’re just as bad.One thing I found irritating [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
