Corrales Vigil Tonight We got this press release too late to put anything in the calendars, but there’s going to be a candlelight vigil in Corrales [...] Christie Chisholm \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #52 Kidnapping The Handyman I participate in a plot to kidnap the handyman at work. My accomplices and I get the drop on him and zip him [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Free Dresden Dolls/Smoosh Tickets! We’ve got two free pairs of tickets to give away for this Saturday’s Dresden Dolls concert at the Sunshine Theater. The show’s exceptional [...] Laura Marrich \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Lost Luckies Alibi Picks B-List It’s Memorial Day weekend … what are you grilling? This weekend only, the Fusion Theatre Company presents Being David Mamet , an evening [...] Amy Dalness \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Bomb Scare Downtown Downtown streets and alleys are roped off and police are everywhere as investigations surrounding this morning’s bomb scare continue. Johnny (of Relish) told [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Wal-Mart Schmal-Mart For All Of Your Pelvic Region’s Needs I dropped by ye olde Wal-Mart today. Like many, I hate that place but was coerced into shopping there because of the incredible [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ May 29, 2008 Read More Why not take a poo? At Wal-Mart.
He’s Dead, Jim Tadpoles Did you know that you can order live tadpoles online and have them delivered right to your door? The problem is, sometimes through [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More The Dead Tadpoles Arrived in a White Bucket
The New Yorker Gets Shit Faced Here’s a nonjudgmental piece in the New Yorker about drinking and its ugly cousin: the hangover. Got any hangover cures you’d like to [...] Simon McCormack \ May 29, 2008 Read More A bloody mary in the morning can perk you right up
The Daily Word 6.2.08 Image of Don Schrader Appears on Florida Man’s Tree.Has an Alaskan Boy been caputured by the Ircenraat (the “Little People” of the Tundra)?Kennedy [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
I Am Mr. Daniel Howard The Whole Story Falls Apart And He Basically Just Asks If He Can Steal Your Identity. Never Mind That Other Shit. I am Mr. Daniel Howard, an Accountant with Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, I am the personal Account Manager to Mr. Terry Collings. (BULLSHIT) [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More John Cleese as Mr. Daniel Howard
