Call In The Calvary I don’t know how it happened, really, but last Saturday night I found myself taking in the service at Calvary of Albuquerque, the [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Pastor Skip Heitzig is a very charismatic speaker, but I just don’t trust his haircut.
Jeff Corwin Attacked By An Elephant The animals of planet Earth continue to seek revenge on dudes from the “Animal Planet” television network. WebMonkey \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Hand + Forehead = Loud Slapping Sound Is there a dunce cap or some-such apparatus those who’ve been played for a fool on April Fool’s Day must wear? Cause I [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More It’s a box full of lies. Lies!
Yikes! A tractor trailer said to be carrying some kind of chemical/pesticide rolled over on I-40 near Rio Grande Boulevard this morning, backing up [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Webgame Wednesday Classic Atari games make great casual webgames. They just appeal to so many audiences—the nostalgic gamers, the causal time waster and hipster youngin’ [...] Amy Dalness \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More Yellow wins!
Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? We Doooooooooooo Albuquerque, home of the “Simpsons”-inspired Isotopes, may soon see 7-11 stores redone as Kwik-E-Marts as a promo for the movie. Cowabunga. 7-11 says [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More Snake is so gonna rob you.
Snack Attack No. 18 Ben And Jerry’s Crème Brûlée Ice Cream I’ve eaten my fair share of cracky-snacky foods. Liquid, solid, animal, vegetable and mineral. And now I have tried frozen crack, and it [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More Mmmm ... frozen crack.
Knowledge And Fatness I take issue with the HEART Ordinance and the smoking ban. Generally, I’m four-square against the idea of over-governing a population. Too many [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More The Two Fat Ladies have a cooking show in which they ride around on a motorbike and then cook up loafs of gray meat. I love them. They would think I’m a dweeb for worrying about this stuff at all.
Words Of The ’80S Remember when things were “bad” as in good? I still hear vatos saying it around here with a long “a” sound, like, “That’s [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More My bike is bad .
Dipshit Watch Need more evidence that Rush Limbaugh is a slimy pig? You got it. Steven Robert Allen \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More
