Knowledge And Fatness I take issue with the HEART Ordinance and the smoking ban. Generally, I’m four-square against the idea of over-governing a population. Too many [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More The Two Fat Ladies have a cooking show in which they ride around on a motorbike and then cook up loafs of gray meat. I love them. They would think I’m a dweeb for worrying about this stuff at all.
Words Of The ’80S Remember when things were “bad” as in good? I still hear vatos saying it around here with a long “a” sound, like, “That’s [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More My bike is bad .
Dipshit Watch Need more evidence that Rush Limbaugh is a slimy pig? You got it. Steven Robert Allen \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More
Lost Luckies I’m banning pollen. No more pollen allowed! We’ve reached our limited this season. We’re sorry pollen, please reapply next year—in fact, don’t even [...] Amy Dalness \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More How I hate you.
For The Linguaphiles This is perhaps the ultimate thesaurus … a graphic dictionary that shows word associations. It might not be all that sexy to the [...] Christie Chisholm \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More Yeti: Also known as the Abominable Snowman, Bigfoot and Sasquatch, and associated with other mythical beasts like Cerberus, Gorgon and Chimera
Learn About The World With Booze We do it with Cinco de Mayo and St. Patty’s. Why not turn some other country’s semi-significant cultural holiday into an excuse to [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More That’s Mali. See? We’re more worldly already.
Be Patient?! Franz Kafka once suggested that impatience is the one true cardinal sin. You have to wonder what Mr. I Woke Up One Morning [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More
Snack Attack No. 17 Coconut Crème Coffee Mate Java junkies of the world unite! This creamer is so rich it makes Donald Trump look like K-Fed. Tropical sweetness coupled with a [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More Tropical, liquid crack
Space Is Big See how big with … The Most Important Image Ever Taken! Christie Chisholm \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More
Poor Fellas Poor George. Poor Dick. Poor Karl. Life was so much easier back in the days, just a few short months ago, when they [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More I’m so sorry, Alberto. But this might be where we say goodbye.