What If God Made You A Little Glowing Dot … And All The Music In Your Head Had Nowhere To Go But Out? A poser to be sure, but one answered definitively by Everyday Shooter , a thus-far-unreleased game that grabbed the Design Innovation and Excellence [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More
How To Commit Murder Step 1: Don’t Google It I love a dumb criminal. This lady allegedly killed her husband after using Google to find out how to do it. She also [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More Speaking of criminals ...
Mystery Box Secret Media Outlet Blooms In The University Area—For Freaky Kids Only! As promised, here are the coordinates of the Mystery Box, as described by KUNM DJ and local underground music shepherd Derek Caterwaul:"24-7 Mystery [...] Laura Marrich \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More The Mystery Box is also one of the places you can find the newest issue of Death Convention , pictured here.
Rail Runner Free On St. Patrick's Day! Rail Runner Free On St. Patrick's Day! It’s all here on their website. Christie Chisholm \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More
Craig Ferguson = Sexy Genius ... And Other Musings The subject of late night television came up at our weekly editorial meeting this Tuesday. A few in the room enthused over Conan. [...] Laura Marrich \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More
Be Patient?! Franz Kafka once suggested that impatience is the one true cardinal sin. You have to wonder what Mr. I Woke Up One Morning [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More
Snack Attack No. 17 Coconut Crème Coffee Mate Java junkies of the world unite! This creamer is so rich it makes Donald Trump look like K-Fed. Tropical sweetness coupled with a [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Mar 22, 2007 Read More Tropical, liquid crack
Dylan Hears A Who I have no idea how they did this. But clearly, someone is a genius. Fans of Bob Dylan or Dr. Seuss (woe is [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 15, 2007 Read More
Daily Word 03.19.07 Read Bush’s speech in its entiretyness.Watch Obama’s 1984 anti-Hillary commercial.Lesbians get 86’d from IHOP for PDA.Global warming is creating giant carnivorous sheep.Look at [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 15, 2007 Read More
Boston Pizza Jumps On Yeti Bandwagon Like most people, I’m totally obsessed with yetis, so I’m happy to announce that Boston Pizza is unleashing a yeti named Louie as [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 15, 2007 Read More Louie
