Threesome I’ve always had an overwhelming fondness for three-legged dogs. Every one I’ve met has been a real sweetie pie. They don’t whine, either. [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 25, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 1.19.07 Bundle up—snow’s (supposedly) a-comin’ soon!Luckily, more ice means less fire.The fresh new Legislative Session might lead to a statewide smoking ban.While the Roundhouse [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 25, 2007 Read More
Snack Attack No. 15 Eggo Cereal Leggo’ my Eggo. That old commercial used to get me and my kid brother in knock-down-drag-outs over the toaster. Until one of us [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Jan 25, 2007 Read More Wake up and smell the dicalcium phosphate.
The Sound Of Silence I watched a brief segment of the Golden Globes the other night. It happened to be the preamble to the announcement for Best [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jan 25, 2007 Read More Yes, Buster, I loathe Borat , too.
Bend, You Music Moguls! Bend! I hold the somewhat unpopular opinion that the music industry, as it stands, should either change or fail. Looks like I may be [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 25, 2007 Read More In your face, recording industry.
Globes Of Gold Every year when the Golden Globes come around, I realize how many good movies I missed. I’ve yet to see Babel, Dreamgirls, The [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More I bet it’s not real marble.
Obama-Rama Some say the name’s a liability. I think it’s just fun. Imagine the clever headline writers spewing forth things like: “Obama-mania” “Obama the [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Be Hers/His/Its/Mine/Yours/Theirs/Ours Alibi ’S Fourth Annual Valentine’s Day Card Contest! Turn up the love, baby. Draw, paint, spackle or glue your romantic longings onto a two-dimensional surface no larger than 8.5 x 11 [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Cuidando Los Niños Looks like the season of kindness extends well beyond the month of December. A talented crew of high school sculptors will be auctioning [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More Who knew welding helmets come in this striking shade of blue?
All Tapped Out President Bush isn’t going to rubber stamp again the program he put in place after 9/11 to eavesdrop on U.S. citizens without a [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More Who needs a celly when you’ve got these babies? Less tapable, too.