Oodles Of Free Noodles Today! From 11:30 A.m.-2 P.m. If you’re anywhere near Downtown this lunch hour, swing by the brand new Asian Noodle Bar (318 Central SW, 301-8826, one door west [...] Laura Marrich \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More Use your noodle.
Lost Luckies There’s a number of great things going on this weekend. Everyone is coming out of their holiday hiatus and back into the "real [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More More! More! More!
I’m Going Home To Mother’s! I don’t claim to be a biblical scholar, but it must be a sign of the End Times. There are more single women [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Word Nerds Is anyone out there nerdy enough (anyone else, I guess I should say) to get a kick out of the top words of [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More He knows it in his gut without any evidence. That’s “truthiness.”
Fast Eddie So I slipped on the ice last week and broke my wrist. (Fiberglass casts at Lovelace come in eight fabulous colors, by the [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More This isn’t Eddie, nor is this his dumptruck. I just attached this photo to add some visual flair. Actually, Eddie has two dumptrucks—one medium and one large. For most jobs, the medium should do just fine.
Send This E-Mail To 10 Friends ... Or Stand Knee-Deep In The Blood Of Your Children As we’re all too painfully aware now, the Internet is a roiling pit of misinformation and scams. The next time someone sends you [...] Laura Marrich \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More How Nigerian baby scams are born.
Crypto Alert! New Sucker-Footed Bat Discovered. It’s not like anyone was specifically looking for a new species of sucker-footed bat, it just happened that way. Nick Brown \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Collective Suicide The director of Tehran’s clean air committee says living in the Iranian capitol is “collective suicide.” Because gas is so cheap there, everyone [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Gloomy Dane Chris Johnson always calls me a gloomy Dane. My grampa came from Denmark and, like most Danes, I guess I’m gloomy. Now, some [...] Carl Petersen \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
God Help The United States Of America I hope you’ve popped a fresh set of batteries in your psychosis detector. This evening our president will attempt to justify his absurd [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More How much more evidence do we need of our president’s mental derangement? Do we want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud ... over Baghdad?