Gamers Cry About Wii Elbow Seriously Nintendo’s new console, which is getting pretty nice reviews , is causing gamers to complain of sore muscles and Wii elbow .The system [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More Zelda’s gonna stab you for complaining.
In The Ghetto Well, actually, internal decor to the contrary, the former crack house my wife and I just bought isn’t in the ghetto. It’s in [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More The bathroom as it was when they gave us the keys. Care to freshen up?
Flu Season On my last doctor visit, the nurse asked me if I’d like a flu shot. “Sure,” I said, and proceeded to ask her [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More How do you say “duck” in French?
The Rats Continue To Flee The Good Ship Bush I’m almost starting to feel sorry for our poor, misguided president. The man’s lack of qualifications are finally becoming obvious to even his [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More The Chuck stops here.
If Not Now, When? The GOP is confident this one will go to ’Ol Wilson . There were 125 votes that still needed to be counted as [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More
What’s The Acronym For Kramer Kramer Kramer? Comedian Michael Richards of “Seinfeld” fame had a racist meltdown at the Laugh Factory… with hilarious results! Well, uncomfortable results, anyway. Nick Brown \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More “Hey, Jerry! I need to borrow your swimsuit!”
The Patsy And Heather Show You thought this program was cancelled, didn’t you? Who knows, though? There just might be a second run. The Bernalillo County Board of [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More Whaddya say? Come on--it’d be fun!
If I Did It Mr. Media himself, Rupert Murdoch, has called O.J. Simpson’s proposed book and television special “ill-considered.” Yeah, you think? Watching the original trial enough [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More See, they fit like a glove. Erm, don’t fit ...
How About Some Lunch? I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling quite a bit of food insecurity at the moment. I’m calorie deficient. I could do [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More Is your daily caloric intake subsufficient?
Fat Lady Belts One Out Madrid Concedes So it looks like it’s really really over now. Madrid’s given up the ghost. Wilson’s got her seat—but only barely. Truth be told, [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More (Amanda Luketa-Hanlin)
