I think I’m going to go throw myself into traffic. At least I’m more likely to get run over by a small passenger [...]

It’s dumping cats and dogs Downtown at this very moment! It’s a bad day to skateboard down the arroyos.

I love the drive-thru. Like most fat, lazy and self-indulgent Americans, I enjoy eating sugar and fat-laden goodies while in my jammie-jams, while [...]

… into George W. Bush’s reign of incompetence, I still find myself asking the question, “How did this brain-dead imbecile come to be [...]

Now that the rains have returned to New Mexico after a lengthy absence, the question becomes: What’s appropriate music to accompany the sound [...]

Whenever I’m having a bad day—like today!—I like to look at the bright side of life. The world is perfect when there is [...]

I’m trying to locate a park. You see, I’ve been living in the same apartment complex for over a year and had yet [...]

Ozzfest was everything it should be, with power chords aflyin’, mosh pits aplenty and thick-necked bearded men calling us Albufuckin’querque between songs. I [...]

Mine changes from week to week. Today, it happens to be the loquat, a fruit indigenous to China that came to California in [...]