Sweet, Sweet Ride Why are most new bicycles so freakin’ ugly? It’s one of those mysteries of nature. I recently bought a ’50s-era junker from a [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More
Could This Be True? Here’s a possible explanation for Zidane’s bizarre behavior in the last few minutes of yesterday’s World Cup final. Looks like the stories about [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More
Long Live Günther Some months ago, my roommate, Cait, turned me on to something (those of you who have read past posts and articles of mine [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More He’s serious.
Urban Word Up E-mail updates aren’t my thing. I don’t want to know about the latest fashion trends. I don’t want to receive weekly e-mails with [...] Amy Dalness \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More Don’t cry, fake emo kid.
Snack Attack No. 7 Corn Snack So I heard from a co-worker that La Montanita has a killer treat, simply called “corn snack.” (One thing I’ve always loved about [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More Corn snacks that make you glad to be alive.
One Less Crazy Diamond Syd Barrett Dead At 60 A genuine rock legend (and the role model for generations of weedy, fey, whimsical singer-songwriters to come) is dead at 60. Acid casualties [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More
It’s A Miracle! So, I used the fancy new parking meters lined along Central Downtown for the first time yesterday. As I was struggling to slide [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More Put in a dollar, get two dollars back—who can argue with that?
Do You Use Windex? I don’t, but this bird flew into our glass door at a high rate of speed at 6:30 this morning. Flying while intoxicated? Sarah Bonneau \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More
Tasting Metal Ozzfest was everything it should be, with power chords aflyin’, mosh pits aplenty and thick-necked bearded men calling us Albufuckin’querque between songs. I [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 13, 2006 Read More
Dead Beaver I came across this dead beaver in the Bosque a couple weeks ago. What’s up with the bright orange teeth? Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 06, 2006 Read More