That's it. I'm buying a shotgun and three acres in upstate Michigan. See you in hell, folks. LOS ANGELES, CA — (MARKET WIRE) [...]

This story begins with an undying love for a band called A.F.I., and ends with a squishy three-and-half inch penguin named Larry becoming [...]

Our mayor is brilliant at mustering public support behind him—whether or not his plans are rational, or even legal. Back in October of [...]

Never, ever ever ever leave you iPod alone. It must be strapped to your side, nuzzled at your hip or hitching along in [...]

Let's just say I'm not exactly on the cutting edge of contemporary fashion. I have the same reaction to shopping for clothes as [...]

You thought it was over. Hah. That'll show you. No, my patriotic friends, your civic duty isn't over just yet (actually, it's never [...]

Here's a step in the right direction: A new over-the-counter fertility test for men (the Fertell Male Fertility Test) has just been produced [...]

Wanna know what my voice sounds like? Tune in to the new 106.3 Talk Radio (www.kagm.com) on Fridays from 9 to 9:30 a.m. [...]

FORT SUMNER, N.M. – A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning [...]

Hey, everyone, why don’t you quit smacking your food and close your mouths while you eat. Anything else is utterly revolting and will [...]