The Daily Word In Exploding Whales, Nexus Brewery And Aging Rockers NASA is starting a moon garden.The Denver Post has appointed a pot editor.Think up a really good nuclear launch code.Remember these G.I. Joe [...] Carl Petersen \ Dec 05, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In Blue Velvet, Rat Cheese And Respect Who would have thought the cotton-ball diet is dangerous? Who would have thought of a cotton-ball diet?What about the Flamin Hot Cheetos diet?What [...] Carl Petersen \ Nov 28, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In Talking Business, Short Football Games And Khaaaaan! How to talk business.How Adam Levine talks business.How Jaden Smith talks business.NFL games contain only 11 minutes of football.Learn about aluminum. Bjork explains [...] Carl Petersen \ Nov 28, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In Tornados, Doris Lessing And Breaking Bad Deadly tornados ripped through the Midwest.Rest in peace, Doris Lessing.South Dakota kicked Joan Jett off their float.There are words for specific kinds of [...] Carl Petersen \ Nov 21, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In The Onion, Atheist Churches And Sunday Mail Delivery The US Postal Service made a deal with Amazon for Sunday mail delivery. Typhoon Haiyan killed 10,000 people.On this day, the end of [...] Carl Petersen \ Nov 14, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In Guns & Ammo, Typhoon Haiyan And Stupid Vacations The Daily Word In Guns & Ammo, Typhoon Haiyan And Stupid Vacations Strongest. Storm. Ever. Measles and mumps are getting the band back together. Guns & Ammo magazine fired their editor for writing a pro-gun [...] Carl Petersen \ Nov 14, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In Lizard People, Nostril Ticks And Street Apes They found a fancy secret railway tunnel between San Diego and Tijuana. Chinese submarines can get us.An angry bar brawler brandished a chainsaw.The [...] Carl Petersen \ Nov 07, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In Box Cutters, Boomerangs And Babies A math teacher was murdered with a box cutter.Somebody put a dead baby on a conveyor belt at a recycling plant.Hillary was heckled.Iran [...] Carl Petersen \ Oct 31, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In Walter White, Saul Goodman And Puppy Squeezing The man cries blood.The man is on fire.The man is a lady.Sleep is like your brain taking a poop. France hates Thetans.Some rock [...] Carl Petersen \ Oct 24, 2013 Read More
The Daily Word In Hipsters, Rabid Bats And Twipping The DC car chase woman had mental health problems, but she wasn’t a shooter as initially reported.Now we can graph word frequency in [...] Carl Petersen \ Oct 10, 2013 Read More
