1) Clothing.2) “So how’s it goin’?”3) Dancing.4) Poke at their food.5) Have talented friends.6) Recount trivial moments in long-story form.7) Repeat catch-phrases from [...]

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1) Does not fly.2) Does not go underwater.3) Constructed entirely of magnets.4) Air conditioner blows farts.5) Runs on Black Gold, Texas Tea.6) Sucking [...]

Even a man who is pure of heartand says his prayers at nightmay become a wolf when the wolfbane bloomsand the autumn moon [...]

1) It only has warm water.2) The kitchen drawers are on springs so you have to open them very slowly or else they [...]

Yesterday, front page of the Rio Rancho Observer featured Alibi Senior Account Rep Sarah Bonneau. Sarah has captured over 14,000 images of the [...]