Cryptid Alert! Feel The Wool Of A Living Woolly Mammoth! Do you believe in true love? Do you believe there are living woolly mammoths in Siberia? As if for Valentine’s Day, this spectacular [...] Nick Brown \ Feb 02, 2012 Read More http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Woolly_mammoth_cropped.jpg
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Hideous Alien Creature Fran Drescher Thinks She Was Abducted By Hideous Alien Creatures. Honking celebrity gorgon Fran Drescher now makes claims of alien abduction. In screeching hag-like tones, she maintains aliens stuck a chip, possibly a [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 19, 2012 Read More
Cryptid Alert! A Russian Yeti Is In Custody. A large, sad monkey (hereinafter the Yeti) has been arrested by Russian authorities on charges of impersonating a bear, dragging livestock and producing [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 12, 2012 Read More
The Daily Word In Sinead O’connor, Gerard Depardieu And Crossbows. Sears and Kmart are closing over 100 stores.There was a riot at Mall of America. Burglars steal the family dog. Sinead O’Connor ends [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 22, 2011 Read More
The Daily Word In Kim Jong Il Is Dead, A Woman Burned In An Elevator And The Red Roof Inn Confession. North Korea’s Kim Jong Il died of a heart attack.A woman was burned in an elevator.The Packers lost.Learn the hand signals of Occupy.The [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 01, 2011 Read More
Cryptid Alert! Bigfoot! Legendary yeti hunter Ivan Marx will now share some exciting words about North America’s favorite ape thing. Finally, there’s something about the yeti [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 01, 2011 Read More
What’s Happening At Burt’s Tiki Lounge This Week?! Burt’s ad didn’t make it into the paper this week, but here’s a handy summary of what to expect through next Wednesday:Friday 25 [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 17, 2011 Read More
The Daily Word In Van Gogh, Burlington Coat Factory And The Toy Box Killer. Maybe Van Gogh didn’t kill himself.There was a naked man in Burlington Coat Factory. Racer Dan Wheldon died in a 15-car pile up. [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 13, 2011 Read More
The Daily Word In Weezer Death, Horse Tails And Decapitation. Beware the deadly three-ton satellite telescope falling to earth.Beware the deadly horse tail thieves.This 100-year-old bacteria probably won’t kill us all.Netflix cancels plans [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 13, 2011 Read More
