What’s On Laura’s Desk? 1) A bunch of Steve White’s pez dispensers.2) A stegosaurus with rock buttons on its bony backplates.3) A McDonald’s cup full of dead [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More Objects in photo are actual size.
My Latest Puzzle This spectacular work of art is entitled “ Dogwood Chapel” by Thomas Kinkade (the “Painter of Light”), and it was a super bitch [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
“Look Deeply Into My Eyes...” “Look Deeply Into My Eyes...” Here’s a neat little story from the New Mexican. In a nutshell (no pun intended), a new-age guru lecturing on optical thought transference [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 4.07.08 Wheelchair Robber. Condoleeza Rice wants to be Vice President. $17 sounds cheap for 30 pizza pans. Hot dogs. Mr. 27. Two Feet of [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
Why? Why? Why? Why were there a bunch of hamburger patties in the alley behind the Alibi office? Nobody knows!The first time I walked by there [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 4.14.08 Dolly Parton set a bald eagle loose in the woods. Picture that. Could anything be more American?Count Bush can create a Clone Army [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
Cryptid Alert! Vampire Lady! In the town of Jalan Pulau Gadong, Malacca (Malaysia), cellphone footage has finally captured their local vampire lady, Pontianak. Her approach to vampirism [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
The Scary Filing Cabinet Last night I was sitting with my dog, Howdy, out in my shed watching Carla Aragon deliver the Eyewitness News. Since the news [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 4.21.08 New Mexico is the second most haunted state in the union, after Louisiana.South Carolina high school bomb plot. Floating bodies, three survivors.Hear what [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
