Happy Halloween? Not Likely. With A Driveway Like This, Who Needs A Dangerous Hell Hole? The city is ripping up all the sidewalks on my street just in time for Halloween. How would you like to negotiate this [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More
Time To Change (The Channel) Rock Songs In Old Tv Shows Volume Three (Or How Eventually Every Crappy Old Show Will Have A Rock Band) Even the canned laughter sounded nervous when the Brady kids busted out this little number called “Time to Change.” See, Peter’s voice was [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More
Cryptid Alert! Texas Mystery Beast Demystified Monster lovers took another blow today when DNA experts determined that Phylis Canion’s “chupacabras” was nothing more than a coyote. On a brighter [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 11.5.07 A toddler with eight limbs could be the reincarnation of Vishnu… or a spider person.Allegations of abuse at Oprah’s school in Africa.I didn’t [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More
How To Make Mountain Dew Glow This is actually cooler than the Diet Coke and Mentos trick! Add a little bit of baking soda and three caps full of [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More
Cryptid Alert! Mummified Mystery Creature! Plus More On The Paris, Tx Yeti! Doug Laubert discovered a mystery in a New Jersey schoolhouse attic. Is it a squirrell or a mudskipper? Maybe even the legendary Jersey [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 11.12.07 See Charles Manson’s funny dance. “I’m brand new. Everything I do is always brand new.” Maybe that’s his birthday dance. It’s Neil Young’s [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More
Moros Eros Has Cancelled Tonight’s Show At Launchpad Moros Eros’ van broke down near Las Cruces, so Launchpad won’t be open for business tonight. Stiletto Formal, The Axe That Chopped The [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More Moros Eros
Cryptid Alert! Stuffed Ringdocus Returns To Montana. Taxidermic Specimen Of Wolf-Like Cryptid Reclaimed 100 years ago, a Montana settler shot and killed the ringdocus then traded its body to a taxidermist for a cow. The stuffed [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More Jack Kirby with his Grandfather’s Ringdocus
The Daily Word 11.19.07 The sasquatch in Florida that turned out to be an escaped orangutan actually turned out to be a big squirrel.The Patriots creamed the [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 18, 2007 Read More
