Free Root Beer Floats At Sonic Thursday, June 7Th, 8Pm - Midnight Sonic (a.k.a. America’s Drive-In) will be giving away free root beer floats tomorrow night. Personally, I think floats are gross – like when [...] Nick Brown \ May 17, 2007 Read More This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I.
The Voice Of God Military’s Talking Plasma Ball Fun For Entire Family First there was the gun that made you feel like you were on fire, then there was the gun that made you feel [...] Nick Brown \ May 17, 2007 Read More
Don Herbert, July 10, 1917 - June 12, 2007 Don Herbert, July 10, 1917 - June 12, 2007 Don Herbert, better known and adored as television’s Mr. Wizard drained the last few precious drops from his beaker of life yesterday, thus [...] Nick Brown \ May 17, 2007 Read More
Cryptid Alert! New Yeti Footage Aspiring Thesbian Proclaims “That’s Not A Bear!” Here the yeti appears to be either eating a sandwich or playing dinkies. Cool. Keep ‘em coming.In other yeti news, I regret to [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Again With The Free Ice Cream Well Not Free, But Very Cheap Tonight is 31¢ Scoop Night at Baskin Robbins. Fight the crowds and get a cheap cone. Maybe you’ll remember to go back more [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More Evil Spock Prefers Yellow Ice Cream
Cryptid Alert! Giant New Mexican Owls! The Mescalero and Jicarilla Apaches have legends about giant owls. Do these legends have a basis in fact? Are there, in fact, living [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Albuquerque Spider Club Spider Group Forming At Some Point Is it Christmas? My birthday? There was a kid in the news this week who had two spiders living in his ear. The [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Walpurgis Night Last night was Walpurgis Night and I forgot to kill the witches again. Sorry. Nick Brown \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Sheryl Crow Performs Wipeout I Thought It Was A Joke. Perhaps It Is. Sheryl Crow’s soluton to environmental meltdown is simple: Everybody just gets one square of toilet paper per visit to the bathroom. Of course [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More That Not So Fresh Feeling
Marsville Nm Kids Play Mars For A Day Last friday, kids from all over the state built inflatable houses in the convention center as part of Marsville, a program designed to [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More
