Joe The Plumber Screams At An Israeli Reporter It’s insane enough that Joe the Plumber is now a war correspondent in Israel, but now he’s telling actual journalists how to do [...] Simon McCormack \ Jan 15, 2009 Read More His real name is Sam (Huffington Post)
Resolutions: Doggy Yoga As my saucier girlfriends like to point out, Princess Elizabeth’s ability to lick her own crotch is already enviable–but daddy’s little Corgi is [...] Richard Akins \ Jan 15, 2009 Read More
Battlestar Galactica Is My Boyfriend And My Boyfriend Is Back “Battlestar Galactica” returns this Friday for what, I think, is the final season (this series makes “Lost” look regularly scheduled). I am pretty, [...] Erin Adair-Hodges \ Jan 15, 2009 Read More If one of them’s a Cylon, I swear to God I won’t believe in anything anymore.
Ysl Y08 A 2008 year-end recap would be incomplete without a spot (a chic one with champagne service) for the incomparable Yves Saint Laurent, who [...] Richard Akins \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More Catherine Deneuve was Yves Saint Laurent’s muse right until the end. This photo is from 1966.
"Go Back To Your Google!" Bush Sr. Refuses To Comment On His Son's Failures George Bush Sr. told Fox News he’s proud of his son and what he’s accomplished during his two terms. Bush has said before [...] Simon McCormack \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Baby Makin' Baby Makin' He’s swarthy and you’re fair. You’re all forehead, whereas he’s maybe a three-head, tops. So what would happen if you bred? Volkswagen’s precise [...] Richard Akins \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More The lovechild of Barack Obama and Sarah Palin
Webgame Wednesday Go Right! God, I love the people behind Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim. Even when they’re insane. Check out Go Right for a serious brain-melting experience. [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 12.31.08 Heather Wilson may make a run for governor in 2010.Meanwhile, Richard Romero is running for Mayor of Albuquerque.There’s a movement to take all [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Infotainment, I’d Say Lately, we at the ol’ ranch have gotten into two channels: HGTV (house porn) and National Geographic (Dog Whisperer). Aside from the fact [...] Erin Adair-Hodges \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Ricardo Montalban Died KHAN! Ricardo Montalban died today at the ripe old age of 88. He was adored by many. Rest in peace, scary little Rich [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
