"Go Back To Your Google!" Bush Sr. Refuses To Comment On His Son's Failures George Bush Sr. told Fox News he’s proud of his son and what he’s accomplished during his two terms. Bush has said before [...] Simon McCormack \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Baby Makin' Baby Makin' He’s swarthy and you’re fair. You’re all forehead, whereas he’s maybe a three-head, tops. So what would happen if you bred? Volkswagen’s precise [...] Richard Akins \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More The lovechild of Barack Obama and Sarah Palin
Webgame Wednesday Go Right! God, I love the people behind Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim. Even when they’re insane. Check out Go Right for a serious brain-melting experience. [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 12.31.08 Heather Wilson may make a run for governor in 2010.Meanwhile, Richard Romero is running for Mayor of Albuquerque.There’s a movement to take all [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Infotainment, I’d Say Lately, we at the ol’ ranch have gotten into two channels: HGTV (house porn) and National Geographic (Dog Whisperer). Aside from the fact [...] Erin Adair-Hodges \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Ricardo Montalban Died KHAN! Ricardo Montalban died today at the ripe old age of 88. He was adored by many. Rest in peace, scary little Rich [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Biggest Elk Ever Shot! My only experience with shooting things came at summer camp more than a decade ago.All the kids got to shoot BB guns at [...] Simon McCormack \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More Jesus Christ!
Denish's Danishes Denish's Danishes Just before the legislative session, the Round House fills with the sweet, yeasty aroma of Diane Denish’s famous Danishes. The recipe is a [...] Laura Marrich \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More Whatever.
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #80 In Prison I am in prison. I loan my cell mate some money. Unfortunately, I am released that same day and will never get it [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More
Hot Polling Action #39 Do Some People Possess Psychic Powers? The people in this week’s feature think so. What’s your take on this metaphysical matter? Log in to vote in the poll (green [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 08, 2009 Read More