What’s Up With Adult Feet Pajamas? Like a woman using a childish voice to endear herself to others, adult footies (or footy pajamas or onesies) press my creep-out button. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
Five For The 47Th New Mexico Facts And Trivia 1. Pluto was discovered by Professor Clyde Tombaugh of NM State University. He died before they downgraded its status. 2. Five hundred dinosaur [...] Mildred McGillicutty \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
Don’t Let Obama Ruin Halloween Instead, check out the ten best ghost photographs of 2008. Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
Ten Things I Hate About People 1) Clothing.2) “So how’s it goin’?”3) Dancing.4) Poke at their food.5) Have talented friends.6) Recount trivial moments in long-story form.7) Repeat catch-phrases from [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 10.27.08 Child’s body may be actress Jennifer Hudson’s nephew.Tony Hillerman died. Rest in peace scary little Leaphorn guy.The stock market has improved.Taliban shoots down [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
Scary Halloween Decorations This year, I’m decorating my porch with this simple yet terrifying prop: it’s just a wad of toilet paper with some peanut butter [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More The Viper is coming!
Yan Can Cook Mr. Yan, I cannot tell you how thrilled I was to be selected seemingly at random for this excellent opportunity: Re: EmailI have [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More This is not Mr. Terry Collings.
Ten Things I Hate About My Dog 1) She speaks nae in any language spake of man.2) Smells like corn chips.3) Quivering.4) Quadrapedal.5) Stares at me.6) Overly dramatic yawning.7) Exaggerated [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More “I am here, my liege.”
Lee Majors’ Bionic Ear “Colonel Steve Austin: A man barely alive.” That about sums up our buddy as he peddles a $15 Ear Thing. He seemed so [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More
Flashquiz: Drunk On Power Is the run-up to the election inspiring you to run off to the liquor store? Take the White House Wine Quiz first–heck, you [...] Laura Marrich \ Oct 30, 2008 Read More First Daughter Jenna Bush does us proud at a fraternity party. ... Something tells me she's more into Malibu than Malbec.