Captured By Satanists And The Dog Ate My Homework Here’s my new favorite story. Ken Williams, the mayor of Centerton, Arkansas for six years, recently announced that he wasn’t really Ken Williams… [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More Leave your wife and kids or I, Satan, will kill them before your very eyes.
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #26 There And Back And There And Back I am drunk and driving my red and white truck at night. I come into a corner too fast and sideswipe the guard [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
Seven Natural Phenomena Did you know that there’s a lightning storm by a lake in Venezuela that’s pretty much always happening? Have you ever seen goats [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 12.24.07 Is Santa a yeti?Drunk guy thought he was jumping into a snow bank…Learn about the North Pole Inner Earth Expedition.There’s an 18 inch [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
Psychedelic Jazz-Rock Fusion Video Of The Day Vi Herman “Sun Ra” Blount followed his own weird vector through life and music, leading an “Arkestra” (as he deliberately misspelled it) variously prefixed [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
Haunted Toys It’s been said that 3% of all teddybears are haunted. I don’t like those odds. It’s also been said that haunted toys can’t [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
Mediterranean Cafe Loves Music For all budding Albuquerque musicians seeking a venue substantially more hospitable than the smattering of open mics occasionally hosted by various establishments around [...] Hans Petersen \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
The Shittiest Christmas Song For this year’s shittiest Christmas song, I vote John “Couger” Mellencamp’s shitty rendition of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,” if only for [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 12.17.07 New Species discovered in the Foja Mountains.World’s oldest person dies at 116.Saudi rape victim pardoned. Joe Leiberman endorses John McCain.Tim Burton and Helena [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 11.16.07 Cyclone death toll hits 600 in Bangladesh.Baseball hero Barry Bonds indicted for perjury for four-year-old testimony that he didn’t use steroids.Warrantless wiretapping will [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More