The Rocket's Red Glare .... Is Actually Blood. From Your Hand Bursting In Flames! When I was nine, my dad lit the field next to our house on fire with an errant bottle rocket. We wouldn’t have [...] Laura Marrich \ Jul 05, 2007 Read More Don’t be like this unfortunate fireworks barge.
Conservabiblepedia So someone in our office just pointed me to Conservapedia “The Trustworthy Encyclopedia.”You may already be up on this. I’d never heard of [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 05, 2007 Read More Femininity
The Daily Word, 06.28.07 The pregnant wife of the Los Lunas soldier who died last weekend in Iraq just had her car stolen. A fund has been [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jul 05, 2007 Read More
Whizzing Nuts Save The Planet! Bikers Brandish Bare Butts In Britain We’re all well aware of the fact that the ice caps are melting and the weather all over the world is rather unusual [...] Hillari Straba \ Jun 28, 2007 Read More Hellboy’s hippie lovechildren, Sunbeam and Virgo, are active in the nude-cycling-for-change movement.
Tom Nayder Met The Gorn …And The Salt Sucking Monster in Las Vegas while holding the Soul Sucking Monster. Just kidding. Little Tommy isn’t the Soul Sucking Monster. Nick Brown \ Jun 28, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 06.22.07 Councilor Ken Sanchez wants the mayor to come up with ideas for allowing smoking at Isotopes Park and the airport. Take that, executive [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jun 28, 2007 Read More
Lost Luckies If you can’t tell from the heat, it’s officially summer as of 6:06 p.m. yesterday, and our city’s got a sweltry spattering of [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jun 28, 2007 Read More Now if only we could get Snape to play mud volleyball ...
If You Can’t Stand The Heat, Get Out Of Albuquerque A few pics from this weekend’s backpacking trip in the San Pedro Mountains near Cuba. Steven Robert Allen \ Jun 28, 2007 Read More Almost 30 different terrestrial orchids grow in New Mexico. Most of them don’t look like much. Calypso Bulbosa is one of the exceptions. (This orchid also grows on the crest of the Sandias, typically popping up right after the spring snow melts.)
The Daily Word 06.26.07 The border built between the U.S. and Mexico was partially built on Mexican soil. Oops. Saddam’s cousin, "Chemical Ali" Hassan al-Majid, is sentenced [...] Amy Dalness \ Jun 28, 2007 Read More
I Left My Smoking Habit In Vegas And A Bunch Of Money. And My Phone-Charger. We saw the “Bodies” exhibit in Vegas, which is basically a bunch of body parts and well-arranged cadavers. I saw one long-fingernailed lady [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jun 28, 2007 Read More