Putting The “Man” Back In Manicure I had no idea so many heterosexual men (not pursuing the ancient, noble profession that is drag performance) were wearing makeup. Everyone wants [...] Marisa Demarco \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More Dude, you’re totally a winter.
Whew! Big Horse! The world’s largest bronze statue of a horse will be unveiled next week on Saturday, April 21, at the entrance to the El [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More Those little things by the horse’s hind hooves are people!
Hip-Hop’s Got The President In Its Crosshairs So I hear this YouTube video churned up some anger and racism on the site. But rarely is hip-hop, mainstream or otherwise, so [...] Marisa Demarco \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More
Spring Crawl 2007! Alibi badass, Jeff Drew, slapped this cool commercial together for this year’s Spring Crawl which is Saturday, April 28th. Like always, the Crawl [...] WebMonkey \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More
Quote Of The Day A gunman killed at least 30 people at Virginia Tech this morning. Here’s what Bush’s spokesidiot had to say about it:"The president believes [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More
Don’t Have Enough To Worry About? Try this on for size. You’ve heard about bee colonies dying all over the world, right? Well, it’s possible cell phones are responsible. [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More Will the bee be, or not be? That is the question.
Sheryl Crow Performs Wipeout I Thought It Was A Joke. Perhaps It Is. Sheryl Crow’s soluton to environmental meltdown is simple: Everybody just gets one square of toilet paper per visit to the bathroom. Of course [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More That Not So Fresh Feeling
Free Ice Cream? That’s Illogical Today is “Free Cone Day” at Ben & Jerry’s.Last time I went to Ben & Jerry’s some people left their dog tied up [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More Spock Likes Brown Ice Cream
Gobble, Gobble! Just listen to this guy with your eyes closed. You’ll swear George W. Bush is impersonating a turkey. Christie Chisholm \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More
Cat’s In The Cradle Lifelong smoker Kurt Vonnegut died yesterday at the age of 84. I’m really gonna miss that bastard. Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 19, 2007 Read More Kurt Vonnegut
