Plane Crappy By year’s end, I will have taken 10 round-trip flights around North America—that’s approximately 40 individual flights. Before this I always liked to [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More This is what they feed the schmucks on America West flights.
I Like My Coffee Black Written the day after attending The Valencia County Chamber of Commerce Installation & Awards Banquet Fall 2006Luna Mansion, Los Lunas, New MexicoFeaturing Jazz [...] William T. Dawson \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More
Germie Germ-Germ There was a scientific debate making the e-mail rounds here at the Alibi . The question was simple: Does washing one’s hands with [...] Amy Dalness \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More Our friendly, neighborhood protozoa
Free For You And Me If you have sex, or hope to one day have sex, stop by Planned Parenthood this Wednesday, Dec. 6. The organization is going [...] Christie Chisholm \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More
Scary Santa A name like Santa Claus just lends itself to unrelenting horror. Amy Dalness \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More Scream 4 starring Santa “the” Claus
The 2006 Winner Of "Not My Job" The 2006 Winner Of "Not My Job" Courtesy of Thane Kenny \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More
Gamers Cry About Wii Elbow Seriously Nintendo’s new console, which is getting pretty nice reviews , is causing gamers to complain of sore muscles and Wii elbow .The system [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More Zelda’s gonna stab you for complaining.
In The Ghetto Well, actually, internal decor to the contrary, the former crack house my wife and I just bought isn’t in the ghetto. It’s in [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More The bathroom as it was when they gave us the keys. Care to freshen up?
Flu Season On my last doctor visit, the nurse asked me if I’d like a flu shot. “Sure,” I said, and proceeded to ask her [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More How do you say “duck” in French?
The Rats Continue To Flee The Good Ship Bush I’m almost starting to feel sorry for our poor, misguided president. The man’s lack of qualifications are finally becoming obvious to even his [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More The Chuck stops here.
