A Bad News Day I just verified a wicked rumor: Our fellow homegrown weekly Crosswinds printed its final issue last week. You might expect the Alibi to [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 26, 2006 Read More
The First Sign Of The Apocalypse Please God, No! Tommy Lee Records Cover Version Of Classic Soul Hit "Love Train" For New Line Cinema's "Final Destination 3.” That's it. I'm buying a shotgun and three acres in upstate Michigan. See you in hell, folks. LOS ANGELES, CA — (MARKET WIRE) [...] Laura Marrich \ Jan 26, 2006 Read More
Bridge Over Troubled Water Our mayor is brilliant at mustering public support behind him—whether or not his plans are rational, or even legal. Back in October of [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 19, 2006 Read More
Resistance Is Futile Apple Is The Borg Never, ever ever ever leave you iPod alone. It must be strapped to your side, nuzzled at your hip or hitching along in [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 19, 2006 Read More
Bad Doggie Let's just say I'm not exactly on the cutting edge of contemporary fashion. I have the same reaction to shopping for clothes as [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 19, 2006 Read More
Karma Can Be A Bitch FORT SUMNER, N.M. – A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning [...] Jeremy McCollum \ Jan 12, 2006 Read More
That's Gross That's Gross Hey, everyone, why don’t you quit smacking your food and close your mouths while you eat. Anything else is utterly revolting and will [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 12, 2006 Read More
Insipid Conclaves And Refugees With Integrity In keeping with the traditional end-of-the-year wrap-up, Merriam-Webster Online http://www.merriamwebster.com/info/05words.htm (a tool used pretty frequently by yours truly), has recently released the top [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jan 12, 2006 Read More
Newsflash: Everything Has Sucked Up To This Point Those who care have already been following the Apple Computer PR fest known as Macworld 2006. http://macworld.apple.com.edgesuite.net/mw/index.html The big announcements? Apple sold a [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Jan 12, 2006 Read More
You'Re Not Done Voting Yet You thought it was over. Hah. That'll show you. No, my patriotic friends, your civic duty isn't over just yet (actually, it's never [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jan 12, 2006 Read More