The Daily Word 5.15.07 A Rio Grande High School student will graduate tonight even though one of his teachers failed him—teachers (and students) are ticked off.Oh, greenhouse [...] Amy Dalness \ May 17, 2007 Blog
Snack Attack No. 21 Chiquita Fruit Smoothies These things are not good. Seriously soury-grossy-poop. I was roped in while sauntering by the freezer case, bewildered by the idea of premade, [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ May 03, 2007 Blog Hell hath no fury like Carmen Miranda’s scorn.
The Daily Word 05.01.07 Qwest is making bank off of you.Enron ethics in the classroom? Duke University business students say, "Yes!" (The real question is, who hasn’t [...] Amy Dalness \ May 03, 2007 Blog
Iran's 9/11 “Daddy, Are They Going To Kill Us?” Why isn’t the United States working to make Iran a close ally? Iran has enormous natural resources, a rich culture, an educated populace [...] Jim Scarantino \ Apr 26, 2007 News Kathleen O’Malley (right) sits with an Iraqi woman on a previous trip to the Middle East.
It's Friday The 13Th It's Friday The 13Th Oh no! Oh my! Don’t drive your car or get on a plane or sign a business contract or do anything risky! Today [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 19, 2007 Blog Or maybe it’s Jason’s fault.
Balloons: 1, Wal-Mart: 0 The April 4 meeting kicked off with a staple appearance by Albuquerque Animal Control, which featured a police officer parading a terrier puppy [...] Kate Trainor \ Apr 12, 2007 News
Snack Attack No. 19 Everybody secretly loves Baileys. I don’t hide the fact that I’m a big fat wussburger with cheese, and I’d proudly order a nutty [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Apr 12, 2007 Blog The picture’s not out of fucus—you’re just really wasted.
Snack Attack No. 18 Ben And Jerry’s Crème Brûlée Ice Cream I’ve eaten my fair share of cracky-snacky foods. Liquid, solid, animal, vegetable and mineral. And now I have tried frozen crack, and it [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Mar 29, 2007 Blog Mmmm ... frozen crack.
Snack Attack No. 17 Coconut Crème Coffee Mate Java junkies of the world unite! This creamer is so rich it makes Donald Trump look like K-Fed. Tropical sweetness coupled with a [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Mar 22, 2007 Blog Tropical, liquid crack
Daily Word 03.19.07 Read Bush’s speech in its entiretyness.Watch Obama’s 1984 anti-Hillary commercial.Lesbians get 86’d from IHOP for PDA.Global warming is creating giant carnivorous sheep.Look at [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 15, 2007 Blog
